Batty
1.
crazy; insane.
Those who know me personally will be asking themselves, "So, what's different?" I will simple chuckle and remind myself to 'un-friend' them on Facebook.
Why am I feeling 'battier' than usual? I have been over run with Bats.
No, that's not what I mean....Baseball Bats!
Bat
1.
an implement with a handle and a solid surface, usually of wood, used for hitting the ball in games such as baseball.
Bats are a collectors item around my house. If I had a dollar for every bat I've bought, I'd have like... $50.
Not impressive, I know, but when each bat costs, on average, $200...Now you see where I'm going?
Not impressive, I know, but when each bat costs, on average, $200...Now you see where I'm going?
This gem was one of the very first bats I ever bought. He was 5...why is it still here?
Circa 2005 |
6 Home Runs 1 Grand Slam |
My Trunk ! The HORROR! |
I see a bat bag, 2 bats, 2 chairs, a flip-flop, pair of cleats, blanket, cooler, Jimmy Hoffa and my self esteem slipping away...
I was relieved to hear this morning from a friend of mine, that his son has "more bats than a Haunted House." He followed it up by telling me he just bought 3 more bats... online...at a good price...Super Cheap! I wonder what his trunk looks like?
Sheri Super is a Realtor for REMAX Preferred Properties in Knoxville, TN and an Avid Baseball Fan. www.KnoxSuperAgent.com 865-218-1115